Does anyone want any toast?

Posted by John Hoare on November 21, 2003 09:58 AM

First Floajet, and now this. A thread on NOTBBC's Comedy Forum has alerted us to The Talking Toaster from Crapola Inc. And I swear, any more "Does anyone want any toast?" gags in the comments and I'll ban you. Costing £24.95, this marvellous item doesn't cleverly echo the religious themes of an episode of a 1988 sitcom; instead it does "6 celebrity impersonations", which "add character to your toaster making it the focal point off your kitchen". Jesusing Christ. This is entertainment to these people? It's pathetic.

To listen to the impersonations, simply click on the numbers 1-6 underneath the piccy on this Laughter Lines page. Ian "cunting awful" Danter provides the "impressions" - apparently, he is the "Man of a Thousand Voices". ALL OF THEM CRAP. And if all this isn't enough, why not buy the Comedy Kettle, or (FUCKING ARGH) the Stand-Up Sandwich Toaster? Actually, I think I can probably give you 568 good reasons, but never mind.

The only really amusing thing about this is that the Breville logo looks similar to the Red Dwarf one...

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