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I'm back! And I'm bad.

Ed Bye at DJ? New Craig Charles shows? You call this news? Remember, come to me for the real meat of RD fandom.

How about this one, eh? The Pot Noodle is 25 years old this Summer. This is quite obviously a pathetic desperate well-I-have-to-write-something piece. Something which G&T would never do... Oh my. "You mean this isn't a good web-" No.

Nonetheless, I don't think anyone could fail to be amused by this article. I haven't laughed so much since... well, the last time I watched Out Of Time, actually.

Comments

"And this is where Jesus comes in..."

Which episode was this? Waiting for God?

Haha! :D

Posted by Drzymala at May 14, 2004 05:25 PM

Welcome back, and congratulations on giving birth to a pair of mottled testicles!

To celebrate your return, I'll inform you that 'Monty Python's Flying Circus' is an anagram of "fortnightly puny cynic Moss".

Posted by Darrell Jones at May 14, 2004 09:04 PM

Excellent, Darrell.

I didn't even know John had gone.

Posted by Ian Symes at May 14, 2004 09:09 PM

Oh, I meant to post this as well. English > French > English. It never gets boring.

Posted by John Hoare at May 15, 2004 12:59 AM

> Gangsters armed with Apocolypse

Yes, That makes sense

> Tikka to be gone up

Getting more incomprehensible

> Charge To Me A Mower

Erm. Stoke me a Clipper???

Posted by Mr Flibble at May 15, 2004 08:17 AM

This has to be the best page. Some of the Episode titles are brilliant.

Also note that Ed Bye always becomes Bye of ED!

Posted by Mr Flibble at May 15, 2004 08:24 AM

I love article titles taken from lines of Red Dwarf VIII. They really do something for me.

Posted by Pete Martin at May 15, 2004 09:26 AM

Excellent, Quarantine comes up as 'forty'.

Posted by Ian Symes at May 15, 2004 10:22 AM

http://nipplenuts.ytmnd.com/

Posted by Oo0 at May 15, 2004 01:10 PM

Newsround D'Ian :D

Posted by Joey at May 15, 2004 02:15 PM

> I love article titles taken from lines of Red Dwarf VIII. They really do something for me.

Obviously, within certain sensible pre-set parameters.

Posted by John Hoare at May 15, 2004 02:44 PM

> I must stick upwards for the site of Norman Lovett, because it is really good.

It's the Herr Lipp-a-liser!

Posted by Darrell Jones at May 15, 2004 03:29 PM

[ A more managable link - G&T "ADMIN" ]

It's the bollocks brigade!

""nice quality.""

"You small rabble, you!"

"Types of Nice one"

"maintaining a man soiled in the attic"

"1) bring the television inside of the other part.
2) place the microphone beside the loudspeaker.
3) tighten the ' disc '."

"encavateurs of screen and a healthy file"

Quotable or what?

Posted by Darrell Jones at May 15, 2004 03:35 PM

"If you are in disagreement with something I said that you are a she-cat, and me personally AM going to find you and kill."

She-cat?

Posted by Darrell Jones at May 15, 2004 03:38 PM

I am an imbecile.

Can somebody tell me HOW you used the altavista translator to translate a page into one language and then, from that language, into another in one action? I can only seem to translate into something else.

Meesa stupid American. Please help.

Posted by Phil at May 16, 2004 04:37 PM

Get the URL for the translated-into-French version, then copy and paste it back into the translator set to Englishise. And yer awae.

Posted by Darrell Jones at May 16, 2004 05:26 PM

Do you love you?

Because I love you.

Thanks!

Posted by Phil at May 17, 2004 03:12 AM

"It was a very complex process.

1) bring the television inside of the other part.
2) place the microphone beside the loudspeaker.
3) tighten the ' disc '."

Also quotable.

Posted by Joey at May 17, 2004 02:49 PM

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